Free petty pop plays for the privileged proletariat.


Wednesday May the 31st ~

Swingin' at the Speakeasy gets heated from 10 til 2.


Thursday June the 1st ~

Cellular sets at Palmer & Co either side of live fare from Panther Burn Slim & The Cobras. 6 til 10.


Friday June the 2nd ~

Hard yards at the Bob Hawke Beer and Leisure Centre as El Nino corrupts the country course. 8.30-11.30.


Saturday June the 3rd ~

Jack Off dives for yr memory between 3 and 5.
Thereafter float yr boat atop the bustle of our metropolis at Dean and Nancy on 22 from 9 til 12.30.

A multi-faceted marriage of music and movement.


Wednesday May the 24th ~

Swingin' at the Speakeasy has Pat Capocci's Kings of Rhythm live from 7 til 10, plus Pia Andersen on the decks between sets. I take it from 10 til 2. Free!


Friday May the 26th ~

I'm so gutted I didn't plug this at the climax of last week's massive radio show (listen back to hear No Fixed Address live). I raced through the Diary intending to save it for last then, after plugging countless gigs by others, I clean forgot.

It's a big reboot of Sin City Soirée at The Hollywood, enormously embellished by the talents of my gorgeous partner Liz Ham and comrade in culture The Vidiot. This will be the first pairing up of the latter's improvised video artistry and my tawdry tunes since our debut collaboration for Good Riddance on the night of the federal election.

Please join us for a wild ride through all forms of sex and sound - local, lost and long-gone - from 9PM til 2AM. No charge. Freshly fucked fashion far from frowned upon!


Saturday May the 27th ~

As Vivid Festival kicks off we are not yet sure whether star attraction José Gabriel González will be returning to Jack Off on FBi ahead of his three Opera House shows. Time will tell!
Ditto for our decades-long effort to lure Robert Forster onto the program. That either, let alone both, are even possible blows my mind really. I love my job!
Afterwards I'll be heading down to Maybe Sammy on The Rocks to tenderly console patrons regarding the imminent end of everything by playing crazy global party absurdities whilst they drink unrivalled cocktails. Entry is of course free. 9PM til 1AM!

Minimal numerical characters for the muse sick.


Wednesday May the 17th ~

Swingin' at the Speakeasy. Free, as are all. 10-2.


Friday May the 19th ~

Dean and Nancy on 22 elevates yr spirits. 9 til 1.


Saturday May the 20th ~

Jack Off extends imaginary action. 3 til 5.
Bob Hawke Beer and Leisure Centre ^ 8.30 til 11.30.

Hot head and body business for discreet yet discerning audiophiles everywhere. All events free.


Wednesday May the 10th ~

Swingin' at the Speakeasy from 10PM til 2AM tonight.


Friday May the 12th ~

The weekend ticks in at Maybe Sammy - 9PM til 1AM.


Saturday May the 13th ~

Jack Off winds up between 3 and 5 on FBi Radio.
Dean and Nancy on 22 escalates from 9 til 12.30.

Sample spectacular sound sources for free this week.


Wednesday May the 3rd ~

Swingin' at the Speakeasy spins 10 til 2 tonight.


Friday May the 5th ~

Bob Hawke Beer and Leisure Centre paints a picture via Aussie schlock from half 8 til half 11.


Saturday May the 6th ~

Jack Off provides evident emotional organics both on the surface and below between 3 and 5 in the arvo.
Dean and Nancy on 22 seals the meal, viewing CBD lights from on high with music from 9 til 12.30.