A funny thing happened on the way to the shit show.

Wednesday April the 15th ~

Twist my nose and I might show you at Palmer & Co. A weakly set of nigh-on 4 hours from 10. All be free.


Friday April the 17th ~

If you've been searching for a brand new, Italian-inclined, luxe Kyoto cocktail bar in Sydney you'd be both bloody weird and shit outta luck - until now.

Maybe Festival magics Yoi to Dean and Nancy on 22 for one night only, kicking off at 9PM.


Saturday April the 18th ~

Jack Off tunnels into yr turd eye between 3 and 5.
Subsequently Hot Shit mix (ear) wax at the award-winning Bob Hawke Beer and Leisure Centre: 8-11.