Borderline braying and weigh-laying - an escapist index of evasive opportunity for lovers of light.


Thursday November the 26th ~

Counting down the plays, deep beneath the sordid city streets, at Palmer & Co. 9PM til close. Free.


Saturday November the 28th ~

Envision eternity, strictly between 3 and 5PM (or anytime really), as Jack Off turns it's soft yet steely sonic gaze on far horizons.


Sunday November the 29th ~

One last chance to not dance by the verdant greens of the Petersham Bowling Club, as I spin my final set there for 2020. Birds, bees, puppies and poppies - what have I not given thee? 6 from 3. Free!

Dicey drapery and the lottery of leisure...


Saturday November the 21st ~

Jack Off oscillates between offerings of crude shark bait and the most minimal inklings of inducements.

Tune in between 3 and 5PM to try to delineate between what taps yr appetites or steals yr heart.


Sunday November the 22nd ~

Baby dragons and outsize divas scale the heights of Erko's iconic Imperial Hotel each Sunday, as an eclectic array of sounds play in the beautiful early summer air.

It's free (and rare) to have the opportunity to transcend earthly cares on such a sunny/shady rooftop - but it's there for the taking and making. Join me for a five hour bracket that begins at 2PM before travelling into twilight.

Clowns to the left of us, jokers to the right! Somebody pissed their big boy pants man!


Thursday November the 12th ~

Bad seeds from good breeds stare down the competition as folks are forced to dance inside their bodies at Palmer & Co. Free from 9PM til 2AM.


Saturday November the 14th ~

The blind lead the blind with aplomb between 3 and 5 each Saturday arvo on FBi Radio. Jack Off attunes the keenest of ears to the latest and strangest fare from Earth's final flush of folks.

A one-eyed overview of escalating entropy.


Saturday November the 7th ~

For a second perspective on the collapse of capital, Jack Off on FBi Radio from 3 til 5PM.


Two wrongs don't make me write!

Audible traces escape suspended animations.


Thursday October the 29th ~

Relics rain where blood curses: Palmer & Co - between 9PM and the early hours. Entry being free.


Saturday October the 31st ~

Viral avian transmissions via Jack Off - 3 til 5PM.


Tuesday November the 3rd ~

Square thighs and blinded eyes gather online and at Giant Dwarf for Julian Morrow's Totally F*ct Trivia from 6.30PM. Musical queues by Monsieur Merde.

Spectacular sonics. Blink and you'll kiss it!


Saturday October the 24th ~

The Never-Ending Story of Sydney radio, Jack Off is borne (aloft) again between 3 til 5PM.


Sunday October the 25th ~

After playing the final set before lockdown (on the afternoon it was announced) back in March, I've offered to play the Petersham Bowling Club for free - in order to get the ball rolling again.

Regardless of stormy skies I will bathe those who brave the bitter weather in beauteous music. It means so much to me that we are free to do this. Shelter by the greens together between 3 and 6PM.

Reject arrogance, expel apathy. Music to thine ears!


Thursday October the 15th ~

A saintly set of searing sounds, confounding decay with passion and determination - all for free, from 9PM til 1AM, @ Palmer & Co in the heart of the city.


Saturday October the 17th ~

Jack Off afloat on understanding and empathy, for the living and the dead, for those here and beyond. A way for us to commune kindly. 3 til 5PM. On air.


Sunday October the 18th ~

An almost alien experience: my first gig in new digs since pre-pandemic. Right at home in the Inner-West.

An ideal brief: to spin psychedelic sounds from outer-space on a Sunday afternoon. Small outlays will get you literally endless amounts of pizza to eat and jugs of pure booze to swig.

Get thee to The Bank between 1 and 4PM. Have yr senses assailed by unimaginable frequencies and mind-bending moving images. Trip out together.


Tuesday October the 20th ~

Test the ongoing utility of the smoking remnants of yr brain (after 48 hours recovering) via Julian Morrow's Totally F*ct Trivia - Hamilton edition.

Places inside Giant Dwarf sold out last time so book ahead or join us online at 6.30PM.

'Dying is easy, young man. Living is harder.'

Back on the train gang. What could possibly go


Saturday October the 10th ~

Jack Off rolls tape between 3 and 5 on FBi.


Sunday October the 11th ~

Get astride that pony and ride - all the way UP to the Imperial Hotel's exquisite rooftop bar. At last we are aloft with all and sundry once more.

I cannot begin to tell you how much I've missed playing here (and at the PBC, more on that next week). Please join me, soaking up the spring sun, as I spin a free five hour set from 2 til 7PM.

Entertaining and enriching alternatives to basic buck-passing at the political football.


Thursday October the 1st ~

Old-timers will be enconsed at Palmer & Co as my fortnightly bracket of antique audio unfurls, for free, from 9PM til close (at around 1 in the morn).


Friday October the 2nd ~

Sunset on Friday sees me stabbing buttons in the front bar of The Paddington - in what will be my only gig there this month. 5 til 9PM. No charge.


Saturday October the 3rd ~

The entire Jack Off team were blown away by the support we received from listeners during our annual supporter drive last week, some truly heartfelt tributes were exchanged.

Such genuine appreciation is always a fuel for further work. This year it meant even more, considering how tough things are - and how much worse finances may yet get.

Thank you for being so strong, courageous, communicative and sensitive. We will redouble our efforts, on behalf of the station and the community we serve, from 3 til 5PM this Saturday.


Tuesday October the 6th ~

Totally F*ct Trivia is a comical portal into the morbid mortal truths that lie behind what we are routinely presented with by political 'leaders' and captive media these days.

Julian Morrow is the ideal bullshit detector / host for such an enterprise - and Giant Dwarf the perfect venue to facilitate participation in this canny quiz.

Capacity onsite has just doubled to 50% of the pre-COVID limit - and anyone who prefers to play from the comfort of home can do so.

I provide thematic musical cues for every question by conjuring them up in real-time, a pretty hilarious challenge for me personally.

Join us at 6.30PM and you'll see/hear what I mean!

Spiritual surgery via song, for you and everyone.


Friday September the 25th ~

Oceanic interludes and vast sonic vistas over the Eastern seabord, all via the easily-accessed front bar of The Paddington. 5 til 9PM. Completely free.


Saturday September the 26th ~

Jack Off delves deep to access collective compassion and mystique, working wonders once a year during supporter drive to Bring It On Home for yr local champion of emerging arts and culture, FBi Radio.

Whilst the entire affair this year is necessarily more online and distanced than usual, we've been granted special dispensation to have all three rotating producers (thank you Isabel, Hugh and James) present in the station simultaneously.

This is the key annual instance where we shamelessly grant requests whilst plugging the bands and businesses of the lovely listeners who help us survive. But this year, in addition to personally thanking you and responding to yr stated wishes via our web portal, we're also seeking to talk to you directly.

2020 has been so intense, so raw and real, so tragic and humane, stark and sweet. I've felt this in the most palpable way while broadcasting throughout the pandemic. It has made me even more profoundly grateful for our beautiful community and this heroic little radio station.

So rather than banging on myself as usual I genuinely want to share the air with our bright and brilliant listeners. Thus I invite you to follow in the footsteps of both our older regular texters and the several four-year-olds who've already spoken on air this year. Kindly call 83322999 between 3 and 5PM and I will put you directly to air.

I trust you. I love you. FBi needs you and we are all improved by the presence of each other.

Yr welcome to speak of anything you wish of course - but I'd especially love to hear what FBi has done for you, particularly of late.

And I do want to open up the airwaves to even more children - so parents, if yr kids are keen to say g'day and shoot the Shit live with me please make them feel free.

Right now we need regeneration across the board. Heartfelt humour, curiosity and glee. We're opening this up entirely. Give us a shout!

Also I should mention, one lucky listener who joins or renews as a supporter before 4.30PM will receive one of our best day prizes yet: not only a year's subscription to The Saturday Paper but a case of delicious Italian-inspired wines from the Adelaide Hills courtesy of Unico Zelo.

Enter yr details here by at half past 4 on Saturday arvo to be in the running. I wanna give it to you!