Gratis scenarios for summer aficionados...


Wednesday December the 4th ~

9.30 til 1.30 above the old stream at Palmer & Co.


Friday December the 6th ~

8.30 til 11.30 at Bob Hawke Beer and Leisure Centre.


Saturday December the 7th ~

3 til 5 each Saturday arvo for Jack Off on FBi.

9 til 12.30 atop the city at Dean and Nancy on 22.

​Somewhat safe ways to st(r)ay beyond the pale...


Wednesday November the 27th ~

In the cool sandstone depths of Palmer & Co, from the new (earlier) summer start time of 9.30, til 2.
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Thursday November the 28th ~

Lines of code and god knows what else: relative speeds diverge at this annual private party, an(other) underground apocalyptic Computer Caper.


Friday November the 29th ~

Episode 2 of Sin City Soirée, at my 3rd below-ground venue this week, Pleasure Club, our final-friday monthly matriarch of music and mystery.

Meet yr womb-mates out late in Newtown, as chosen and random family converge to weave a whole new class of chaos.

Nature and nurture co-mingle in the form of Sham DJs (Hot Flush et moi), on from the get-go around half 9. Porcelain Alice goes AI to double the absurd burlesque from one pre-midnight show to another around 10.30 also.

Meanwhile the dancefloor never ends, til 4AM. An extended Sham silly season set. Still always free!


Saturday November the 30th ~

I finally hit street level at 3 when I enter FBi for the usual two hours of utterly unplanned aural adventure on Jack Off.

Last week with Princess Superstar was one for the ages. Hear the world premiere of her follow-up to viral global smash Perfect (Exceeder) performed live plus a gleeful chat about that whack video, industry shite, cleansing creativity and wild life cycles.

Then join me for a calming beverage at the Bat and Ball Hotel, the convenient neighbourhood pub abutting shot-up servos still putting the Slurry into them thar Hills. I'll serve up a gratis 4 hour set of local songs and lost classics from beyond.

Fatal fragments of free freaky shit to shift


Wednesday November the 20th ~

10 til 2 every week under city streets @ Palmer & Co


Thursday November the 21st ~

Last Wink & Spin this year: 6 til 10 @ Link and Pin


Friday November the 22nd ~

Overlooking 9 til 12.30 at Dean and Nancy on 22


Saturday November the 23rd ~

Superstar or Forster may Jack Off between 3 and 5
Shall party hard playing a 40th 4 4 hours later

Flip trying times into fun ones via this free fare.


Wednesday November the 13th ~

Cast an eye over the ancient audio of Palmer & Co, atop the Tank Stream in Sydney Town from 10 til 2.


Friday November the 15th ~

Even the harshest of critics have to laugh at the absurd majesty of Dean and Nancy on 22. 9 til 12.30.


Saturday November the 16th ~

Jack Off all over FBi Radio from 3 til 5 then head to the Bob Hawke Beer and Leisure Centre as the stars align for a Sham DJs vinyl set featuring Hot Flush and Monsieur Merde between half 8 and half 11.

Beautiful day! Are we having any fun? It's free!


Wednesday November the 6th ~

An eternal return to Palmer & Co between 10 and 2.


Friday November the 8th ~

Big Summer Energy manifests at the Hollywood as mummy flogger Hot Flush brings night sweats and mood swings to the (pelvic) dance floor, in tandem with the wee spring chicken penning these very words.

Together we be Sham DJs and we spin 8 til 1, for all and sundry, absolutely free, on the second friday of every month.

Shiny Shiny is here to light up steamy Sydney while the jacaranda's bloom. Make the most of this sublime season and join us for purple rain and pink champagne!


Saturday November the 9th ~

Jack Off backs up from last weekend's sublime performance by Quivers with a non-stop mix to salve even the most severe wounds betwixt 3 and 5.
Then go deeper, into a World Of Dreams, via the soaring new cocktail menu assembled by the spiritual svengali's at Dean and Nancy on 22. I shall be relaying hypnotic musical accompaniments from 9 through til half 12. Let's live well while we can!

Spirits & spooks travel to free fare via water ways.


Wednesday October the 30th ~

Palmer & Co proffers a hot plate to both sinners and saints, with my bad self spinning from 10PM til 2AM.


Thursday October the 31st ~

Wink & Spin gets extra whack for Halloween in Woy Woy tomorrow night, moving out into the beer garden via an upgraded PA to provide the most ghastly wild life and death soundtrack for the swamp rats of the Cenny Coast and beyond. It’s a zombie apocalypse opposite the station at Link and Pin between 6 & 10.


Friday November the 1st ~

Sham DJs embody true love at the Bob Hawke Beer and Leisure Centre, between half 8 and half 11.
Except I bail half way for the Bat and Ball Hotel, playing there for three hours from 10.30, while Hot Flush DJ keeps drinking deep back at the brewery.


Saturday November the 2nd ~

Jack Off extends a safe space to Quivers: 3 til 5.
Then it's off to try the radical new cocktail menu at Dean and Nancy on 22. Edible art I imagine! Enjoy a rich and nutritious mix betwixt 9 and 12.30 x

First blush, given gratis to those that know and go.


Wednesday October the 23rd ~

Wildflowers bloom at Palmer & Co from 10 til 2.


Friday October the 25th ~

At last it is time for the launch of a new local home for our infamous late-night hot-spot, Sin City Soirée, at Newtown's Pleasure Club!

Liz and I are thrilled to be landing in such a plush and plural space of burgeoning depravity, having already played twice to enthusiastic and diverse crowds there. Staff and punters were in raptures saying they'd never seen the dance floor so packed.

We hope to make this residency even more bizarre and bonkers, especially late, so require yr love to escalate! We want the final Friday of every month to embody the fabulous fuckery that we all need right now so please join us at the Pleasure Dome.

A Man Called Stu plays live at 11, beyond that it's just Hot Flush DJ + me spinning til 4 from 9. It's a bent haven, safe and free for all. Come dance!


Saturday October the 26th ~

Jack Off proved a wild ride last week when Bandit / Dave McCormack from Custard joined me in the studio - hear the full farce back on-demand here and/or tune in for more this week, live between 3 and 5.

Then join me for cocktails, tunes and views made from the charged particles only accessible on the specific higher floors in certain vicinities, namely Dean and Nancy on 22. A gratis set from 9 til 12.30.

Free sonic substances shared in the big smoke...


Wednesday October the 16th ~

Palmer & Co from 10 til around 2 in the morn.


Friday October the 18th ~

Dean and Nancy on 22 begins at 9, ends at half 12.


Saturday October the 19th ~

Jack Off with Custard / Bandit between 3 and 5.

Bob Hawke Beer and Leisure Centre 8.30 til 11.30.

Dire disparity with disturbing regularity.

Free fare, for those not there.



Wednesday October the 9th ~

Ancient audio artefacts at Palmer & Co from 9 til 2.


Friday October the 11th ~

Sham DJs summer shindig Shiny Shiny opens at the Hollywood Hotel. Hot Flush DJ and myself are set to spin dazzling daylight-saving dirges for fun-bakers and big-dippers on the 2nd Friday of each month.


Saturday October the 12th ~

You can actually see Alter Boy broadcasting silence last week on Jack Off via this video of Luke's live Auslan verse - a brilliant idea typically rejected by every other radio station the band pitched it to for years. This weekend our dogged musical mine digs deeper still - alert, honest and alone from 3 til 5.
Afterwards I'll scan the skyline from beside the bar between 9 and 12.30 at Dean and Nancy on 22, marvelling at the lack of drones and missiles, stunned to see such tall buildings standing still.

How did we get here?

Ragged radio/DJ runnings, across the Sydney Basin...


Wednesday October the 2nd ~

Powder my toes at Palmer & Co, from 10 til 2.


Friday October the 4th ~

Old bulbs of flood-damaged vinyl bloom at the Bob Hawke Beer and Leisure Centre between 8.30 & 11.30.


Saturday October the 5th ~

If I somehow wrangle the entire prospective retinue (with Hurray For The Riff Raff likely and Alter Boy confirmed) I'll be akin to this mama duck, with 7 ducklings under her belly, this week on Jack Off.

It follows a staggering show of world premieres and best-live-sound-yet (courtesy of Tongue Dissolver and audio mixing genius Henry Brister), all of which we realised amidst the chaos of an annual supporter drive (unfortunately held during a flop of a Grand Final that cruelled our efforts somewhat).
Afterwards I will again bask in the civilised solace of Dean and Nancy on 22, spinning an escalating cascade of global audio gold from 9 til 12.30.


Sunday October the 7th ~

Towards the end of Glitta and Juan's sensational celebration of vibrant regional diversity, the Coastal Twist Festival (climaxing with a Coastie Carnie Fair Day full of family fun, music and performance just behind Umina Beach) I'll be playing a thoughtful/sentimental set of cinematic sound in the Umina Surf Lifesaving Club from 5, warming up for the Queerscreen Short Shorts screenings unfolding after 8. Whatever you can glimpse or glance that day will be utterly fab for shore...