The vast and intuitive music knowledge you posses and so generously give is absolutely priceless and we couldn't have asked for more. Jack Shit, you're insight was anything but when it came to our union celebration...
Your wonderfully creative and caring nature coupled with your equally impeccable professionalism helped guide our choice of sound system and mix of songs to create a joyous and buoyant atmosphere. The vast and intuitive music knowledge you posses and so generously give is absolutely priceless and we couldn't have asked for more. From dance-offs to flash mobs you had us pumping. Thank you Jack Shit for being the difference between a good night and a great night!! Jay and Rachel |
Jack Shit, Jack Shit,
The name does not fit the DJ, nor man that you are, Jack Shit, Jack Shit, More than fulfilled your remit To get everyone dancing, you star Jack Shit, Jack Shit, We're so pleased you were it, you made our union celebration well above par, Jack Shit, Jack Shit, You were the biggest hit Of the party, of the night by far Jack Shit, Jack Shit, We can but admit, and to you we'll raise a dram, Jack Shit, Jack Shit, There's no denying it You're no fucking Christmas Ham |