Attempting to keep infinity in order at the mo - and failing terribly! In the last few hours, after being locked out of various portals and my laptop itself intermittently all day, I've discovered 160 emails and 30 event invites (most of which warrant listing in the Diary) that amassed unbeknownst to me whilst overseas. I was already despairing at ever being able to get back on top of the incessant incoming tide - now I'm apoplectic. So this will be a mighty brief newsletter. All events this week are free!
Wednesday October the 30th ~
Swingin' at the Speakeasy features Miss Pia and The Dovetails live between 7 and 10, then myself on the decks til close at 3AM. Make time!
Friday November the 1st ~
At last I get to revisit the South King Recreation Club and play for their literally smokin' clientele. Join us in the courtyard or dine in. 8PM til 1AM.
Saturday November the 2nd ~
Despite some sterling efforts we're not likely to swing a guest appearance by the Chemical Brothers - but I can promise listeners the chance to Jack Off with Donny Benét between 3 and 5PM on FBi.
Afterwards I'm stoked to be assuming control of the Hotel Hollywood sound system for an extended set of ultra-diverse music from around the world. It has been a long time coming - and will take you to new dimensions in time and space. 9PM til 2 or 3AM.
Sunday November the 3rd ~
The ideal final port for my return to pristine routine is the Willie The Boatman brewery. Find us there this Sunday for delicious tucker, even better beers and some surreal and sturdy sounds. 3 til 6PM.
Certain acts in uncertain places - an antediluvian index of opportunity for the ancient gentle person.
Wednesday October the 23rd ~
The Faculties warm the floor for Swingin' at the Speakeasy from 7PM, then I cool it out from 10 til the joint closes around 3. Free.
Friday October the 25th ~
It's gonna be a hot on Friday so I'm stoked to be returning to UNSW to play the beautiful Moreton-Bay-Fig-shaded Roundhouse beer garden gratis from 5 til 7. Drop in if yr about. Sunset sound is sweet!
After that I'm doing another eccentrically-themed (1982 Fleet Week) annual party for the Grumpy Sailor mob all night so for one last week I've a substitute selector at the South King Recreation Club.
Goldfoot did a great job filling in for Mario Speedwagon at Splendour's Gold Bar and afterparty this year and he'll be reprising the role and bringing his rare rock and kooky covers to bear in Newtown between 8PM and 1AM. Entry is always free.
Saturday October the 26th ~
Once I scrape myself outta bed on Saturday morning I'll be migrating north to tiny Tiona, where I've the pleasure of playing music for Tessa and Adam's lakeside wedding. Consequently the biggest round of DJ swaps I've ever administered continues.
All going according to plan (and barring any further dental misadventures) Eddy Diamond will at last reprise her fantastic Jack Off fill-in from a few months ago. Tune in to FBi Radio from 3 til 5 and turn it up!
Broadcast junkies hanging for another radiophonic fix might also care to stream last week's sublime (and ridiculous) show - featuring a stunning solo rendition of Youth Group's first song in over a decade Cusp.
I actually caught some of Trevor Brown's excellent eclectic set at the Hotel Hollywood last week after leading a merry band of wedding attendees down the way from the Beta Bar. The place was packed with such a wonderfully diverse range of people - even got to catch up with Melissa from Chicks On Speed (who'd just played at Carriageworks) for the first time in something like a decade and a half.
It's so gratifying to see Saturday nights there evolving into such a warm and welcoming sanctuary for lovers of art and culture. Goddess knows Sydney needs it! I can't wait to get back behind the decks every week from next week - but until then you've one last guest deejay of distinction in DJ Soup.
Swing by any time from 9 til at least 2 (but often 3, keeping lame lockouts from half 1 in mind).
It's fab, it's fun, it's freaky and it's free.
Just home and already freaked and fraught so let's keep the missions brief and dwell instead on beauty.
Wednesday October the 16th ~
Swingin' at the Speakeasy features double duties (on stage and decks) from Pia Andersen from 7 tonight - before I take to the turntables come 10, playing all the way through til close at around 3AM. It's free.
Thursday October the 17th ~
I'll be back in the ancient cellar of Palmer and Co the next evening for those same hours, gratis, too.
Friday October the 18th ~
Kat Harley (of Mezko and a million other bands) will DJ in my stead at the South King Recreation Club on Friday - in the new (louder and later) timeslot of 8PM til 1AM), as I tend to a 6 til 10PM shift booked at the Sydney Brewery prior to that residency arising. Both scenarios will cost you sweet nothing.
Saturday October the 19th ~
Jack Off will broadcast under my auspices once again from 3 til 5 on FBi Radio this Saturday arvo. I'm thrilled to be welcoming both Sydney's Youth Group and Dunedin's Soaked Oats as my live guests.
Directly afterwards I'll be headed to a Greek restaurant (of course) in the city to spin at the wedding of Alison and James. Consequently Trevor Brown will be on deejay duties at the Hotel Hollywood - from 9PM til they escort the last revellers out at 2 or 3 in the morn. No charge.
Sunday October the 20th ~
Come Sunday an upheaval of management at the ever-changing Imperial Hotel has seen me return to their beautiful rooftop for a free extended set from 3 til 8PM. I think I can make the adjustment from Athens to Erko - just! Pop along for sounds and scenery.
I am writing to you from the highest mountain village in Cyprus. The four days I have been on this island have been astonishing from the outset. The above pic was taken from a headland above startling rock formations by a beach that turned out to be the birthplace of the goddess Aphrodite. I had swung off the freeway just to check it on a whim. A lovely bloke in a solitary ice-cream van sold me a freshly squeezed pomegranate juice that immediately rectified the wearying effects of 24 hours in the air. I swam beneath a slight gap in the rocks offshore and was stunned to find myself in a white cathedral formed by three towering stones leaning on each other, light blue water beneath dropping from a few feet to twenty deep at the edge of each.
I could go on - but I won't. There's too much to see and do. All this beauty coincides with geopolitical horror: from flying over Tripoli on one side and Aleppo on the other; to Turkey's dictator defying international boundaries to drill from a flag-draped ship just 51 nautical miles off the coast here, as Trump invites him to the White House and abandons the Kurds after all their hard yards against ISIS, even as Pompeo signs a defence pact with Greece. I am on an ancient and modern fault line at a time of escalating idiocy and despair. I feel it everywhere.
Wednesday October the 9th ~
Amongst this fragile peace and relics of privilege, I'll play a public gig on my final evening in the country. I'm honoured that this will occur at the most creative space here, Sousami in Limassol. Any residents or visitors keen and able can attend free and hear everything unfold between 10PM and 2AM.
Back in Sydney DJ Soup will fill-in for me after the live component of Swingin' at the Speakeasy wraps at 10. That's always free and also goes til 2 or 3.
Friday October the 11th ~
South King Recreation Club is restored to its former glory and from 6 til 10PM on Friday my substitute selector will be Meem. Free, as ever.
Saturday October the 12th ~
Jack Off will be back under the auspices of the excellent Eddy Diamond this weekend so ensure you tune in from 3 til 5PM. Her last shift on the show was brim-full of subtle mixes, all to theme. I was so enthralled listening to it - and just stoked that Eddy had utilised the profound freedom the program offers in such a genuine and thoughtful manner.
Sunday October the 13th ~
By Sunday I'll have had a chance to adjust to the bustle of Athens (and also attend both days of the Sonar Festival happening there for the first time - in fact I intend to call Eddy with a live report/review during Saturday's show).
On my final day away I've the most delightful opportunity to farewell this part of the world. DJ Blue Lagoon has kindly invited me to join him at the styling little art deco Praxitelous Bar. Locals and expats can find us there between 10 and 2 for free!
Hope to see the rest of you back home real soon xo
One last letter as the great beyond beckons...
Wednesday October the 2nd ~
I've just a single Sydney gig for the fortnight hence, as I've lucked out and been invited to play a wedding in Cyprus. The symmetry of this final local outing prior is that Palmer and Co was where the adventure essentially began.
Way back in February 2018 two hilarious Malaysian fellas happened upon our timeless cellar of tunes - on a night that was particularly wanton and wild. After striking up a conversation (and laughing a lot) they grabbed my card and somehow managed to hang on to it ever since. A few months ago they reached out to see if I'd be interested in soundtracking these scenic nuptials on the other side of the world. I did not have to be asked twice!
So join me deep beneath the city streets - and sample the great new food menu and cocktail list as I spin between 10PM and 3AM. Ideally get there early as the Mary Heart band rocks the dancers hither and thither with three sets from 7 too. It's all free!
Friday October the 4th ~
Whilst I'm wrapping up the second flight of two (that will see me airborne for almost 24 hours) DJ Soup will be my substitute at the South King Recreation Club - playing a refreshing set of selections as the sun sets. 6 til 10PM. Free!
Saturday October the 5th ~
I've got such a proprietary love of my current residencies (and naturally my radio show) that I've personally arranged people I trust to steer each ship in my absence.
This week Jack Off will air under the auspices of Purple Sneakers' main maven - Caitlin Medcalf, affording a very hard-working woman the luxury of three hours bent from 3PM. Tune in and hear her push the limits! Also remember that you can listen back to most of the programs I've done over the last year on-demand - and I heartliy commend to you the audio insanity of last week's last-minute guest Toecutter here.
A month of brilliant broadcasters and deejays on my usual Saturday nights at the Hotel Hollywood begins with Paris Groovescooter playing 9PM til at least 2AM. It's fantastic and free so make tracks to Slurry and support this stylin' pub and the people that make it such a tonic to Sydney's bad gin.
Sunday October the 6th ~
Come Sunday I'll be ensconced in the stunning Liopetro venue, in the tiny village of Kouklia, relaying real romance in the open air for Xian and Robert's wedding.
I love that I can play all the way til midnight outside - and then we move to a duplicate sound system inside to use through til 2! I can't tell you how ready I am to lap up culture and nature a world away. Perhaps by next week I'll have some snaps to share. I will then give more detail on a public gig apiece I'll be doing in both Cyprus and Athens.
In the meantime thank you so much for all the support you've given me throughout these decades of dedication to music, art and ideas. I get very sentimental leaving home for even a short spell as I treasure it so - but now I must go xo
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Friday September the 27th ~
Every day this weekend is a double-header for me - beginning with my first chance to play the UNSW Roundhouse beer garden between 5 and 7PM.
Thence my usual residency at the South King Recreation Club will begin later than usual, as the Souths vs Canberra semi-final will be screening (with sound) in the space from 8PM. Thus I get to spin a raucous late set from around 9.30PM til 1AM.
After that I'm heading directly to Trash and Treasure. You should too!
Saturday September the 28th ~
Jack Off is being kept free of guests so that I can catch up on the task of transmitting beautiful audio from around the world one last time before setting off myself. Tune in between 3 and 5PM.
The Hotel Hollywood was oddly quiet last week, though I loved the way it was occupied by extremely erudite groups of women for most of the evening. Were that such a parasite-free cultural space existed at all times! Hopefully we'll have more wise and wonderful people to play for this Saturday - from 9PM til 2 or 3 in the morning.
Sunday September the 29th ~
If anything saves me from going absolutely spare chasing my tail from one place to the next, it will be the sweet solace of fresh air and magical music at the Petersham Bowling Club on Sunday.
I'll relay resonant tunes across the greens between 2 and 5PM. Inside you'll find Humming Grotto #2 on the downstairs stage from 3 with Couch, Club Sound Witches and Clare Cooper & Jai Pyne (I especially cannot wait to hear Clare's harp again), whilst upstairs features the D.C Cross album launch with Rand and Holland plus Jessica Cassar in support from 6. Such a wealth of our best talent!
My final task will be to spin a fitting farewell to the Sydney Fringe Festival for another year, directly after the awards ceremony that caps of their season. It all unfolds at the City Tattersalls Club between 11.30PM and 1.30AM. If you've the stamina, join us there!
Experience acute aural observations and the sting of re-cognition at venues across Sydney, all for free.
Wednesday September the 18th ~
Spring Carnival comes early to Swingin' at the Speakeasy! I play punters the opposite of Failure Swift from 10PM til 3AM, after Miss Pia's Combo remain alive for multiple sets between 7 and 10.
Friday September the 20th ~
Sashay into the South King Recreation Club and shed yr skin, reverting into the lounge lizard that always lurked beneath those carefully cultivated layers. Wild tunes for each and every species (especially dogs, seriously) from 6 til 10PM.
Saturday September the 21st ~
Having received surreal levels of support (thank you so much) during our subscriber drive last week we are now at liberty to revert to type and just muck about like dickheads. Assisting us in this regard will be Melbourne's Private Function. Jack Off airs between 3 and 5PM each Saturday arvo on FBi Radio.
The Hotel Hollywood was absolutely berzerk last weekend - to the point that I'm not sure I could bring that level of absurdity and energy to so many dancers for six hours running each and every time. I'm stoked that it happened however. The joint has leapt into another dimension since I started this residency just two months ago. You never really know what's gonna go down at this point. Come see for yrself, anytime between 9PM and 3AM each Saturday.
Sunday September the 22nd ~
Wrap up yr weekend with some oral pleasure at Willie The Boatman. I didn't expect to be back there so soon but the chance arose and I wasn't gonna say no after loving last time. Join us for brilliant brews, sanguine songs and convivial company from 3 til 6PM.
Then, if you haven't got tickets to Jello Biafra et al fronting the Celibate Rifles at Damo The Musical, get on it soon. The event has already blown up so much it's been moved from the Factory Theatre to the Enmore. Given it starts at 4 I'll miss the Centrelink Surfers and Wigworld but I'll be there for the climax. If any mates or fans of Damo wanna prep for the occasion prior I strongly urge you to meet at the brewery as I'll definitely be spinning some of Mr Lovelock's finest work in my first hour.
Rainforests that have been here since dinosaurs walked the Earth are burning around the Border Ranges as I write. We are past the precipice. I'm just a fiddler far from Rome - playing on as icebergs and lifeboats fail to stay afloat.
Wednesday September the 11th ~
Dan Barnett plays trombone with his band from 7 til 10PM for Swingin' at the Speakeasy. Then I incinerate what's left of the place by flogging old fare fast, all the way til close around 3AM. Free.
Thursday September the 12th ~
After falling suddenly ill with a viral fever thing last week I'm making up for lost wine by doubling up to play Palmer and Co the next night too. Same deal: 10 til 3 or so, no charge. Hot spring night/s.
Friday September the 13th ~
The first Friday of my free weekly after-work residency at the new South King Rec Club got kinda cruelled by a freaky concatenation of blistering hot winds then a freezing drop in temp via rain, just as I began last week. Let's see what this apocalyptic planet has to dish up this week eh? 6 til 10PM.
Saturday September the 14th ~
Once a year we pause our radiophonic adherence to mysterious mixes of never-played-before music from everywhen and instead dedicate ourselves to the ignominious task of begging for the funds to keep our astounding portal for cosmic culture afloat.
This Saturday between 3 and 5PM I'm ever-so-earnestly asking you to either renew yr support, or instigate it. Even if only a minority of what you hear on FBi is yr bag personally, the station as a whole is utterly integral to the health of this city. Where else would I get to vent the aural equivalent of written posts like this in real time? We are unconstrained by corporate and government funding and I personally enjoy as much liberty as anyone could dare hope for on the airwaves.
Last year I plied our loyal listeners with prizes of unparalleled value, that I pulled together in the just the few days prior. I don't want to regularly default to that kinda transactional rationale though. That was a one-off. This year I'd prefer to welcome each new subscriber in person on air knowing that they have stepped up out of the purest community-minded motives - the same imperatives that have motivated both myself and the selfless people I've worked with over the last two decades.
Make the leap and call 83322945 between 3 and 5PM or join online then. Show us specifically that you value our efforts and ethics, whilst doing yr bit (for as little as $5/month) to grow Sydney into a more enriching and nurturing city. Jack Off will treat you in return to an interplanetary playlist and a live performance by Summer Flake.
Afterwards come carouse at the Hotel Hollywood for another bizarre and debaucherous evening that defies the stasis and stratification of our city, deploying pizzazz and piss-takes to keep all sorts up til far past bedtime. 9PM til 3AM. Absolutely free.
Sunday September the 15th ~
We conclude with one of my favourite gigs of the whole year: the closing party of the Sydney Underground Film Festival. Get tickets quick before it sells out - then rock up for a 7.30PM screening of The Lodge, eat free ice cream, drink free booze and hang out til midnight as I spin strange songs to theme in the courtyard afterwards from 10.
I reunited with my spouse the sea for a debut spring dip today - and am immeasurably better for it. It's a busy week but one where work will be offset by many expeditions to waterways. Bring on balance!
Wednesday September the 4th ~
The most exciting news of late has been the imminent opening of a wonderful new cultural facility in our otherwise corporate and contracting city. The South King Recreation Club will feature discerning selectors playing for gentle-people of all persuasions - and doors open tonight!
I'm honoured to have been asked by the visionary behind it (the same fellow who brought us Tokyo Sing Song) to play the opening bracket on the wheels of wood. Swing by from 6 and hear songs spun by yours truly, then a combined set from Hayley Jezebel and Tooky DMA from 8. Should go late, will always be free. Located on Level 1 of 597 King St.
Thursday September the 5th ~
'Cos of that Wednesday launch I've bumped my weekly slot at Palmer and Co to Thursday instead. Find me there from 10PM til close at around 3AM. It's free.
Friday September the 6th ~
Then we return to South King Rec Club for the start of a month of Fridays. Come have a drink in this unique scenic space as the weekend kicks in - and listen to some true musical variety as you lap up the convivial atmosphere. 6 til 10PM. Always free.
Saturday September the 7th ~
Jack Off will hear from Hungry Ghost and constant collaborator J.P. Shilo live between 3 and 5.
Afterwards get jiggy with it at the perennial late-night paradise that is the Hotel Hollywood - as I spin a six hour set of complete contrasts (that somehow coagulate into a semi-coherent story) from 9PM. It's also absolutely free!
Sunday September the 8th ~
Sunday will be ace too, as I get to play another fantastic space in the Inner-West for the very first time. Join me for a sedate swim through a different kind of tap-borne liquid at Willie The Boatman.
My suite of strange tunes can be heard from 3 til 6PM at the brewery. It's free once more and oughtta be an ideal way to maximise the remaining hours of leisure this weekend. Hope to see you there!
Hair-raising hijinks for audio addicts everywhere.
Wednesday August the 28th ~
Swingin' at the Speakeasy makes for a rare spot of movement and magic in the otherwise mordant central business district. Kate Wadey and band kick off from 7, then I'll be spinning timeless tunes til reality is restored at around 2 or 3AM. It's free!
Friday August the 30th ~
This weekend I'll be doing two five-hour-long sets in the courtyard of the Factory Theatre, as the Australian Academy of Cinema and Television Arts Shorts and Web Fest plays out within.
Entry to both my sets and all of the workshops, interviews, performances and screenings inside is free. Peruse the program and pop along. It'll be cosy in both spaces and highly social throughout. My opening set runs from 5 til 10PM.
Saturday August the 31st ~
Jack Off is back under my stewardship this week. I'd like to thank Isabel Phillips for holding the fort last weekend as I attended Damien's Paddle Out and played some music at the celebration of his life. It was a truly beautiful afternoon.
If you tune in between 3 and 5PM this Saturday you'll hear one of the most promising bands in this country live on air. Dumb Things are humble cats from Brisbane but their songs seem streets ahead to me - harking back to a classic antipodean era of sun-dappled sounds. They've already got one album behind them and we're hopeful we might hear a couple of songs from the one on the way.
Just an hour after the radio show concludes I'll be back on deck(s) at the Factory for the AACTA Shorts and Web Fest again - this time playing from 6 til 11PM, across a number of internal sessions and all of the afterparty. Come suss it out then hang!
Afterwards I'll head back to the Hotel Hollywood, where my weekly residency has become increasingly wild. It seems to attract everyone from culture-vulture theatre-types, to Golden Age cineastes, concert-goers from all manner of gigs, elite hospo kids, freaky fashionistas, old-school Darlo dandys - you name it! It's bloody fantastic to see this sort of convivial variety manifesting in Sydney, especially as it gathers pace later on.
I usually play every Saturday night from 9 til 3AM - but don't tarry in heading over, as it is still in the damn lock-out zone and sadly we cannot admit anyone after 1.30AM. But lemme just say that there is a surfeit of life inside til the bitter end! It's free-for-all and an utter free-for-all. Passionate people of all stripes unite - striking up real conversations, dancing, getting it on (and off). That is what life is all about. Never gets old!
This weekend only you'll get two selectors for the price (none) of one (also none) - as Paris Groovescooter is deputising for me whilst I wrap up the Festival in Enmore. Catch the far sharper Paris mixing up a storm from 9 til 11.30 - then a fittingly delirious and bedraggled set from myself til close. We'll deal with the ramifications when the sun comes up I guess. Nothing the sea can't fix!